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You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.

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You're ridiculous

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Your hot

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(586): You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here. (248): You're ridiculous (586): Your hot http://tfl.nu/tqwg

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(305): View more from Florida

nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.

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(305): nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex. http://tfl.nu/huzf

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(810): View more from Michigan

so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy

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what about the blowjobs for adderall?

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no those are still okay

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(810): so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy (734): what about the blowjobs for adderall? (810): no those are still okay http://tfl.nu/913b

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(440): View more from Ohio

i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.

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(440): i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends. http://tfl.nu/xfyh

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(571): View more from Virginia

found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.

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(571): found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game. http://tfl.nu/h3cm

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(949): View more from California

You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?

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(949): You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5? http://tfl.nu/3tc1

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(813): View more from Florida

So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3

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(813): So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3 http://tfl.nu/7or4

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(513): View more from Ohio

This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.

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(513): This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping. http://tfl.nu/j81d

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(903): View more from Texas

He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.

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(903): He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well. http://tfl.nu/h56s

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(248): View more from Michigan

It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.

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(248): It's fine...I've done worse things to better people. http://tfl.nu/e0kr

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.

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(413): I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS. http://tfl.nu/290q

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(817): View more from Texas

If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.

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It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.

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(817): If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex. (1-817): It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it. http://tfl.nu/yr72

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(417): View more from Missouri

See! Theres potential!

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Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.

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(417): See! Theres potential! (1-417): Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome. http://tfl.nu/li8b

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(207): View more from Maine

So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?

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(207): So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants? http://tfl.nu/9yby

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(330): View more from Ohio

We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.

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(330): We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome. http://tfl.nu/w4f0

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