Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

school has made you so classy.

(514): View more from Quebec

that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.

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(940): View more from Texas

just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it

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(706): View more from Georgia

lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?

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(315): View more from New York

don't pay it forward

(1-315): View more from New York

I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced

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(734): View more from Michigan

Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch

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