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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go

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  You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf

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  They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.

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  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me

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• (845): View more from New York

  well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back

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• (530): View more from California

  We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life

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• (518): View more from New York

  I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  This couple is walking their pig around campus

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