I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING