Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.