Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch