I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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