hotel room ftw
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
