i permit you to call me
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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