meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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