i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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