Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
