I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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