the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Even my vagina gasped.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
