Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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