rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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