He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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