im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
