I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We left an ass print on the piano.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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