We should be called the Road Head Warriors
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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