Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wish i was in the wii world.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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