so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
