I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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