Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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