Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Me. At least after what I've been through.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
