Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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