Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You pole danced in your parka.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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