Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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