Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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