then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Randomize
