She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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