rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Drake has all the answers
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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