if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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