It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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