it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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