On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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