Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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