quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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