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we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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