i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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