You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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