physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
ok first of all what the fuck
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