if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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