wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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