Got a toothbrush?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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