Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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