When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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