he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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