escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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