he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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