Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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