fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He has the fingertips of a God
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