just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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