Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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