Your tits are I can't wait for
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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