she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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