A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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