She's JV to your varsity
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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