i barfeds in our rink
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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