When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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I need you to use more vowels.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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