We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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